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See this photo of me? That’s me in my tough-guy, punk, combat outfit. See that mean look on my face? That’s the look just before a fight.

I was on my way home after a very satisfying morning walk to the bakery to pick up fresh rolls for breakfast with Mama when a lady with a big, black mutt called from across the street, looking at me and asked ” Does he bite?”. Mama moved her head side to side, shrugging her shoulders, indicating uncertainty but a with a possibility that I might react.

The mutt was free-roaming without a leash. I didnt like his look. He was big and ugly and staring at me as if he thought I would be easy meat.

I growled. He growled and then (the very nerve of it all) he charged at me. I responded and charged at him. The battle has begun. Mama shrieked in shock. The other lady yelled at the mutt. He came for me. I went for him. This was going to be fun!


Today’s incident wasn’t the first. A few weeks ago, my neighbor’s 4-pawed kid Max (an old West-Highland Terrier with a silly cone-shaped tail, slightly bigger than me) charged at me as I was leaving my front door and he was passing by. Max never liked me since I moved in. He was kinda the pack-chief in this building for the past 8 years. Then I moved in. It’s been bad-blood between us since the very beginning. I am apparently the new favorite among the Humans here. Some of them even complained about Max being a real grumpy chap and were glad that a fresh-faced cutie like me came along — all friendly and chirpy instead of old and sulky.

Anyway, Max left little to chance. Before I could even respond, he had sunk his teeth in my neck! Did I die Mama? For a moment I wasnt quite sure. Then I felt a hard pull as Max’s Papa dragged him away scolding him as he slided down the stairs, mouth full of my hair!

Hahahahahahaha!!!! Max forgot I had thick fur left over from winter and all he got was my hair :-). What an idiot.

I can relate several other incidents when I went into near-combat with other dogs. Most times though, I enjoy confrontations with the bigger guys. Makes me feel powerful because, size, to me, doesn’t  matter. It’s the challenge that counts.

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The first time I ever saw a PC was when I hopped onto Mama’s lap while she was web-surfing. She had told me about all the wonderful things you can learn from that box and showed some stuff to me which I would never, ever have seen if I stayed on ground-level.

Soon I would ask to hop onto my Humans’ laps whenever they are at the desk. One day, after seeing loads of stuff put up by Humans I thought to myself, why not do something too? That’s when I conferred with Mama and we decided to launch my Blog together. I’m so glad I did. Now the Humans can really learn about how we, the unspoken ones, really see the world.

Well, after a year of experiences and blogging, age is taking a toll on me. I need to wear glasses now when I’m working. They say dogs get 7 times older than in human years…sigh!
I would really like to share more with all of you. So continue to check in and I’m sure you wont be disappointed.


Alas the woes of Winter continue to haunt me.

My little paws are beginning to itch and sometimes even sting. Must be the salt and gravel rubbish.

It’s been one crazy, awful week. First it snows. Then it’s bright sunshine. Snow melts…enters the sludge and mush. Then it snows again. In-between all of that comes the sharp, chilling winds from the north, temperatures drop to minus digits and it starts to freeze up mostly early morning. The salt and gravel makes their reappearance again. Good grief!

C’mon, give me a break! I am a dog and dogs HAVE to go out, not but choice but by necessity.

Doggies dont normally wear shoes or booties. I had two pairs previously but HATED them! They only make it hard for me to feel the ground and on icy, slippery surfaces I slide uncontrollably. It was traumatic. So, how did I get rid of them?

Hah! Me, I’m a smart one! I pulled them off and mutilated them! Since they are not cheap to begin with, my Humans decided not to spend anymore of their hard-earned $$$$$$ on these stupid contraptions. One up for me :-)

Well…not really. Now I walk with my paws unprotected. Mama normally rinses off all the grime and  residues with warm water when we reach home. When it’s really bad, she would use doggie soap or shampoo too. It sure feels darn good once my paws are clean.

But….WAIT! Too much cleaning can also be a problem. My paws feel dry and hard. Sometimes they even feel uncomfortable and sting. Ouch!

So, here comes the creams. Mama would apply moisturizing creams on my delicate paws to soften them. I have a wide range of these, ranging from doggie ones (YUKKY!) to human handcreams which Mama uses for herself. They are D-E-L-I-C-I-O-U-S!

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This morning I had to release my discontent…I deliberately threw up on the floor to signal my disapproval. ( Yes, dogs do that…not necessarily that we are sick but because we know we get the attention due to us if we do). Darn…no reaction from Mama.

Well, I soon forgave Mama after my morning walk and delicious breakfast of beef & liver plus a few strips of chicken treats and thought everything would be back to normal.

Half an hour later she told me she was going out with Emma again. I was devastated. :-(

Now here I am sitting on my swing and I just heard Emma crying. Mama explained to me that Emma’s Humans were all busy preparing to move house and they asked her to help walk Emma for a few days. No one was at home and Emma has to be put into a doggy-box when she’s at home.

Gee, I feel pretty rotten now. The last time I was kept in a doggy box was for a short airplane trip of about 5 hours. Emma is kept in that doggy box for hours and hours everyday. I would so hate that. I just heard Emma’s family will be moving out this weekend. Sigh…….

Maybe I should let her spend time at my place after all…or should I? What do you think?

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Typing is tough for furry paws!

Anyway, I’m back to being very snug on Mama’s lap, dictating all this to her so she can type it for me. One thing I realized is, with tiny, hairy rounded paws, typing is simply impossible!

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Since it has been raining sporadically these past few days, I’m kinda stuck in the house most of the time except for the necessary 3 times-a-day very short-trips to please nature.

What can a dog do when left in such a situation? Apart from staring out the window, wishing I were a bird instead of a dog, I spend much of these days drifting in and out of slumber. As I slide into sub-consciousness I recall my walkabouts and how unjust life can be for me as a little guy. Quite often I wince in my sleep as I recall the traumatic moments I faced.

In my dreams I see myself hanging by my harness, legs suspended helplessly.

Little guys get air-lifted very frequently. We have no choice. We are so tiny so it makes it easy for anyone to hold us ransom!

I really dont like having to wear raincoats…but…do I have a choice? Before I can run fast enough to hide, I am strapped into the sack and have to parade in this absolutely ridiculous outfit! People, rain does NOT equal cold,OK?


Quite often too I would love to spend more time checking things out, like smell beneath a rock or sniff longer at the bush to figure out if a friend has been there before me. Look, we were the original creators of social-networking for heaven’s sake! Our network is called Smellbook…we leave notes and messages for each other on these public places to keep in touch! Cant a little guy read his Smellbook without being rudely interrupted???

Hey, sometimes it even takes a little bit longer to water the plants and grass if I have drunk more than was necessary. BUT…I simply get dragged along, totally helpless and dripping, drizzling along the way! Does no one respect a little guy’s privacy and dignity? Shheesshhh!

Maybe little doggies should unite to defend ourselves. I should post an ‘Invite’ on Smellbook and see how many will turn out for my revoluntionary event!

There are enough other little guys here to form a pretty big convention if I do so! Logon to http://www.smellbook.com and click :-)

Ahhh….off now to dream of this ingenious plan……..ZZZZZZZZzzzzzzzzzzzzzz!!!

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Hope you had a great weekend. Mine was just so so. That’s because, for some weird reason, my Humans refused to take me for long walks eventhough there is no more snow nor rain! On the contrary, it has been quite sunny and windy.

Wind…that apparently is what all humans seem to complain about nowadays. Somehow, it seems humans cannot be satisfied with anything. They complained to each other about how cold it is and how much it bites them or gives them a headache!

It is so weird. They still dress up as if it is snowing. Thick waterproof coats, scraves, high boots…but on top of the usual, they now wear super-thick gloves and knitted caps as well.

I would be perfectly happy running around just with my harness on my back but Nooooooooo…they have to bundle me up as well. Hey, I’m not complaining about the wind…in fact I love the wind! But, as a little guy, I am fated to be dress according to how the humans feel. Sigh….

The wind is such a refreshing change to the drips and drops of snow and rain. It brushes through my furry face and leaves a nice layer of cool-warm sensation on my being. It brings with it scents from faraway places, some of creatures coming out from hibernation, others of new buds springing up in the fields. The other day I saw a family of bunny rabbits hopping happily in the fields and a flock of pigeons feasting on the farmers’ seedlings. Ah, yes, the Spring air brings with it lovely scents carried gracefully by the winds.

If only humans would grow their hair to a decent length like us furry types or have feathers like the birds they will have no reason to complain about the winds nor the many layers they have to wear each time they leave home. Silly people, they can learn a thing or two from us furry/feathery creatures. Humans are not always that smart you know. ;-)

Actually, after a nice. brisk walk in the windy fields, one’s appetite definitely improves and my tummy’s rumbling. Gotta go get some grub now.

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