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See this photo of me? That’s me in my tough-guy, punk, combat outfit. See that mean look on my face? That’s the look just before a fight.
I was on my way home after a very satisfying morning walk to the bakery to pick up fresh rolls for breakfast with Mama when a lady with a big, black mutt called from across the street, looking at me and asked ” Does he bite?”. Mama moved her head side to side, shrugging her shoulders, indicating uncertainty but a with a possibility that I might react.
The mutt was free-roaming without a leash. I didnt like his look. He was big and ugly and staring at me as if he thought I would be easy meat.
I growled. He growled and then (the very nerve of it all) he charged at me. I responded and charged at him. The battle has begun. Mama shrieked in shock. The other lady yelled at the mutt. He came for me. I went for him. This was going to be fun!
Today’s incident wasn’t the first. A few weeks ago, my neighbor’s 4-pawed kid Max (an old West-Highland Terrier with a silly cone-shaped tail, slightly bigger than me) charged at me as I was leaving my front door and he was passing by. Max never liked me since I moved in. He was kinda the pack-chief in this building for the past 8 years. Then I moved in. It’s been bad-blood between us since the very beginning. I am apparently the new favorite among the Humans here. Some of them even complained about Max being a real grumpy chap and were glad that a fresh-faced cutie like me came along — all friendly and chirpy instead of old and sulky.
Anyway, Max left little to chance. Before I could even respond, he had sunk his teeth in my neck! Did I die Mama? For a moment I wasnt quite sure. Then I felt a hard pull as Max’s Papa dragged him away scolding him as he slided down the stairs, mouth full of my hair!
Hahahahahahaha!!!! Max forgot I had thick fur left over from winter and all he got was my hair :-). What an idiot.
I can relate several other incidents when I went into near-combat with other dogs. Most times though, I enjoy confrontations with the bigger guys. Makes me feel powerful because, size, to me, doesn’t matter. It’s the challenge that counts.
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Youtube Funny Pet Videos Funny Pets Pictures LoL Pics in Snow Tumblr in Costumes to Own And People Meme
Youtube Funny Pet Videos Funny Pets Pictures LoL Pics in Snow Tumblr in Costumes to Own And People Meme
Youtube Funny Pet Videos Funny Pets Pictures LoL Pics in Snow Tumblr in Costumes to Own And People Meme
Youtube Funny Pet Videos Funny Pets Pictures LoL Pics in Snow Tumblr in Costumes to Own And People Meme
Youtube Funny Pet Videos Funny Pets Pictures LoL Pics in Snow Tumblr in Costumes to Own And People Meme
Youtube Funny Pet Videos Funny Pets Pictures LoL Pics in Snow Tumblr in Costumes to Own And People Meme
Youtube Funny Pet Videos Funny Pets Pictures LoL Pics in Snow Tumblr in Costumes to Own And People Meme
Youtube Funny Pet Videos Funny Pets Pictures LoL Pics in Snow Tumblr in Costumes to Own And People Meme
Youtube Funny Pet Videos Funny Pets Pictures LoL Pics in Snow Tumblr in Costumes to Own And People Meme
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