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Since it has been raining sporadically these past few days, I’m kinda stuck in the house most of the time except for the necessary 3 times-a-day very short-trips to please nature.
What can a dog do when left in such a situation? Apart from staring out the window, wishing I were a bird instead of a dog, I spend much of these days drifting in and out of slumber. As I slide into sub-consciousness I recall my walkabouts and how unjust life can be for me as a little guy. Quite often I wince in my sleep as I recall the traumatic moments I faced.
In my dreams I see myself hanging by my harness, legs suspended helplessly.
Little guys get air-lifted very frequently. We have no choice. We are so tiny so it makes it easy for anyone to hold us ransom!
I really dont like having to wear raincoats…but…do I have a choice? Before I can run fast enough to hide, I am strapped into the sack and have to parade in this absolutely ridiculous outfit! People, rain does NOT equal cold,OK?
Quite often too I would love to spend more time checking things out, like smell beneath a rock or sniff longer at the bush to figure out if a friend has been there before me. Look, we were the original creators of social-networking for heaven’s sake! Our network is called Smellbook…we leave notes and messages for each other on these public places to keep in touch! Cant a little guy read his Smellbook without being rudely interrupted???
Hey, sometimes it even takes a little bit longer to water the plants and grass if I have drunk more than was necessary. BUT…I simply get dragged along, totally helpless and dripping, drizzling along the way! Does no one respect a little guy’s privacy and dignity? Shheesshhh!
Maybe little doggies should unite to defend ourselves. I should post an ‘Invite’ on Smellbook and see how many will turn out for my revoluntionary event!
There are enough other little guys here to form a pretty big convention if I do so! Logon to http://www.smellbook.com and click :-)
Ahhh….off now to dream of this ingenious plan……..ZZZZZZZZzzzzzzzzzzzzzz!!!