Thursday, 27 March 2014

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Dogs are generous creatures. They shower their affection without expecting anything in return. They have boundless energy, enthusiasm, and loyalty. The moment you enter home, your dog greets you with warm hugs and licks. Dogs are man's best friend, no doubt. If you love dogs, here are some cute dog quotes. Share them with your dog and watch him wag his tail in agreement.

Slinky Dog: I may not be a smart dog, but I know what roadkill is.

Mr. Potato Head: Can we stop? My parts are killing me.
Buzz Lightyear: How about a quick roll call? Everybody here?
Mr. Potato Head: Not everybody.
Buzz Lightyear: Who's behind?
Slinky Dog: Mine...
[Slinky Dog's back half catches up with the group]

[Buster the dog is barking and trying to leave Andy's room]
Slinky: Ah, this fella says he needs to go out back for a little private time?

Slinky Dog: We've been down this aisle already.
Mr. Potato Head: We haven't been down this aisle, it's pink.
Slinky Dog: Face it, we're lost.

Slinky Dog: How are we going to get up there?
Rex: Maybe if we found some balloons, we could float to the top.

Slinky Dog: Buzz, Buzz! My backend's going to Baton Rouge!

Slinky Dog: [the toys are climbing up an elevator shaft. Some coins fall out of Hamm's stomach opening and hit Slinky in the face] Pork bellies are falling.

Slinky Dog: Pardon me, gentlemen, but have either of you seen a cowboy doll with a bad arm?
Blue Rock 'Em Sock 'Em Robot: [politely] Why, no. I haven't.
Red Rock 'Em Sock 'Em Robot: [yelling] Hey! He was talkin' to me!
Blue Rock 'Em Sock 'Em Robot: No! He was talkin' to me!
Red Rock 'Em Sock 'Em Robot: Why, you! I'll...!
[they both fight until the red robot's head pops up]

[Woody goes to the yard sale]
Mr. Potato Head: Where is he going? He's nuts!
Slinky Dog: His arm ain't that bad!
Rex: Don't do it, Woody! We love you!

Hamm: All right, let's review this one more time. At precisely 8:32-ish, Exhibit A, Woody, was kidnapped.
[Etch-A-Sketch draws Woody]
Hamm: Exhibit B, a composide sketch of the kidnapper.
[Etch-A-Sketch draws Al with a long beard]
Bo Peep: He didn't have a beard like that.
Hamm: Fine. Uh, Etch, give him a shave.
[Etch-A-Sketch redraws Al without a beard]
Slinky Dog: The kidnapper was bigger than that.
Hamm: Oh, picky, picky, picky.
Mr. Potato Head: Oh, let's just go straight to Exhibit F! The kidnapper's vehicle.
[Refers to their toy reconstruction of the driveway]
Mr. Potato Head: Now the vehicle fled the scene in this direction.
[pushes a toy car to the left]
Hamm: Oh, your parts are in backwards! It went the other way!
[pushes the toy car right]
Hamm: Hey, put a cork in it!
[Rex walks through, destroying their model]
Rex: Hey, how do you spell F-B-I?
Mr. Potato Head: My crime scene!
Hamm: Hey, watch where you're going, Godspilla!
Rex: I didn't know this was a crime scene!

Buzz Lightyear: Good work, men. Two blocks down and only nineteen more to go.
Mr. Potato Head: What?
Rex, Hamm, Slinky Dog: Nineteen?
Mr. Potato Head: Are we gonna do this all night? My parts are killing me.
Buzz Lightyear: Come on, fellas. Did Woody give up when Sid had me strapped to a rocket?
Rex, Hamm, Mr. Potato Head, Slinky Dog: No.
Buzz Lightyear: No. And did he give up when you threw him out of the back of that moving van?
Mr. Potato Head: Oh, you had to bring *that* up!
Buzz Lightyear: No, he didn't! We have a friend in need, and we're not going to rest until he's safe in Andy's room! Now, let's move out!

Buzz Lightyear #2: Hang tight everyone, I'm going to let go of the wall.
[they all look up at him shocked]
Slinky Dog: Huh?
Rex: What?
Mr. Potato Head: He wouldn't!
Buzz Lightyear #2: One!
Hamm: He would.
Buzz Lightyear #2: Two!
Slinky Dog, Rex, Mr. Potato Head, Hamm: DON'T DO IT, BUZZ!
Buzz Lightyear #2: Three!
[he lets go of the wall and they all land on the elevator, which is coming up the shaft]
Buzz Lightyear #2: To infinity and beyond! Approaching destination. Reengaging gravity.
[gets off the elevator into the vent]
Buzz Lightyear #2: Area secure.
[all moaning]
Buzz Lightyear #2: It's OK troops, the antigravity sickness will wear off momentarily. Now, let's move!
Mr. Potato Head: Remind me to glue his helmet shut when we get back.

Funny Pet Quotes Funny Pets Pictures LoL Pics in Snow Tumblr in Costumes to Own And People Meme

Funny Pet Quotes Funny Pets Pictures LoL Pics in Snow Tumblr in Costumes to Own And People Meme

Funny Pet Quotes Funny Pets Pictures LoL Pics in Snow Tumblr in Costumes to Own And People Meme

Funny Pet Quotes Funny Pets Pictures LoL Pics in Snow Tumblr in Costumes to Own And People Meme

Funny Pet Quotes Funny Pets Pictures LoL Pics in Snow Tumblr in Costumes to Own And People Meme

Funny Pet Quotes Funny Pets Pictures LoL Pics in Snow Tumblr in Costumes to Own And People Meme

Funny Pet Quotes Funny Pets Pictures LoL Pics in Snow Tumblr in Costumes to Own And People Meme

Funny Pet Quotes Funny Pets Pictures LoL Pics in Snow Tumblr in Costumes to Own And People Meme

Funny Pet Quotes Funny Pets Pictures LoL Pics in Snow Tumblr in Costumes to Own And People Meme

Funny Pet Quotes Funny Pets Pictures LoL Pics in Snow Tumblr in Costumes to Own And People Meme

Funny Pet Quotes Funny Pets Pictures LoL Pics in Snow Tumblr in Costumes to Own And People Meme

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