Funny Jokes Biography
Enjoy our funny biology jokes for kids. Check out our list of classic biology jokes and humor about everything from DNA to genetics, plants and flowers.
Find some cool jokes to enjoy while taking a break from serious science.
What do you call the leader of a biology gang? The nucleus.
Genetics explains why you look like your father, and if you don't, why you probably should.
Why are frogs so happy? Because they can eat whatever bugs them!
How do you spot a bald eagle? Look for a bird with all its feathers combed over to one side.
Blood flows down one leg and up the other.
The pistol of a flower is its last line of defense against insects.
I’ve never been a good swimmer, my DNA almost drowned in its gene pool.
Mushrooms look like umbrellas because they grow in damp places.
Biography Of A Sardar
Read this biography of a sardar
When God passed out looks,
I thought He said books, and I didn't want any.
When God passed out ears,
I thought He said beers, and I asked for two long ones.
When God passed out legs,
I thought He said kegs, and I asked for two fat ones.
When God passed out noses,
I thought He said roses, and I asked for a big red one.
When God passed out heads,
I thought He said beds, and I asked for a big soft one.
When God passed out brains,
I thought he said trains, and I missed mine.
Messrs Matthew, Mark, Luke & John (Publishers).
13a Sandy Wasteland Square,
Just Next to the Pizza Hut,
It is Mr. Christ's understanding that you are planning to write and publish a biography of him in the near future. Such a biography would, he is sure you would realise, be entirely unauthorised and if it were published in the form you suggest he would be forced to take the matter up with the highest authority.
However he can fully understand your wish to write about his life and will sanction such a project a number of conditions:
That the title of the book be 'The Holy Bible' and not as you propose, 'Hot and Salty - Our Sexy Savior's Saucy Story'.
That you do not mention the name of his natural Father (Elvin Roxenby-Toke) who, for legal reasons, contests paternity.