Funny Pet Jokes Biography
I’m getting a little lazy nowadays. With the chilly winds blowing outside early in the morning and the comfy warmth from the floor-heating indoors, all I want is to sleep on in my(our) cozy bed.
I choose to wake up either because of the bright sun-rays peering through gaps in the shutters or I have to go as doggies do.
The exact situation comes back to bug me late evening when the temperature turns low again and I’m all settled in front of the TV, snuggled in warm, woolly blankets, tummy full and ready for bed.
Alas, these are ocassions when I need to avoid being coerced into going for my walks. These are no fun walks. Fun walks are good only when I AM READY to go and do so voluntarily…not because I am forced to go.
Now, what can I do? The moment Mama sees my eyes are open, she would make me go out and I really dont enjoy that.
The secret is —- PRETEND!
If I pretend to be fast and deeply asleep, chances are I am spared. Ever heard of ‘Let Sleeping Dogs Lie’? This is truly TRUE. Humans tends to leave you alone when you are asleep just in case your animal instinct takes over and you unwittingly loose your restraint and SNAP…!
Even tiny teeth can be quite painful if you get snapped by them! Our doggy teeth may be small (if you are a small dog) but our jaws are pretty strong…heee….heee…heee!!!
Perhaps it’s time to learn from a dog , i.e. Moi :-). Most times the snap is totally irrelevent anyway. It’s just the thought of the possibility that deters anyone from testing me out!
By the way, I hope you like my fresh Spring look on this page. I figured that boys should have blue pages instead of pink :-)
Hope you had a great weekend. Mine was just so so. That’s because, for some weird reason, my Humans refused to take me for long walks eventhough there is no more snow nor rain! On the contrary, it has been quite sunny and windy.
Wind…that apparently is what all humans seem to complain about nowadays. Somehow, it seems humans cannot be satisfied with anything. They complained to each other about how cold it is and how much it bites them or gives them a headache!
It is so weird. They still dress up as if it is snowing. Thick waterproof coats, scraves, high boots…but on top of the usual, they now wear super-thick gloves and knitted caps as well.
I would be perfectly happy running around just with my harness on my back but Nooooooooo…they have to bundle me up as well. Hey, I’m not complaining about the wind…in fact I love the wind! But, as a little guy, I am fated to be dress according to how the humans feel. Sigh….